John turner is a neorhino candidate

      JOHN TURNER ACCEPTS OFFER TO RUN IN ST PATRICK’S DAY BY-ERECTION IN VANCOUVER QUADRA FOR NEORHINO PARTY THIS 17 MARCH 2008

      Once again the Neorhino Party has reared it’s ugly horn.

      After a long Goverment Imposed exile on Vancouver Island, John Turner has reappeared once again.After being prodded a few times with an R.C.M.P. approved taser he has agreed to accept the nomination for Vancouver Quadra, this time for the Neorhino party of Canada.

      Inspired by Barak Obama, mr. Turner’s campaign slogan is: “Change you can’t believe in”.

      Amongst his campaign promises are free Olympics tickets of thier choice for all constituents if elected,a guaranteed weekly orgasm and a much needed National gas barbeque registry.

      Just as he was nineteen years ago, John Turner is still in favour of abolishing the enviorment because in nineteen years the enviorment hasn’t become any smaller but it has become much more difficult to keep clean.

      In order to reduce harmful greenhouse gasses the Neorhino candidate would still like to put two skateboards in every garage.

      In closing John Turner would like the public to know that if elected next Goverment of Canada the Neorhino party would immediately implement a job creation program to dam the St.Lawrence River.

      This would help enable two important goals:

      #1 Turning Montreal into the Venice of North America

      #2 The merging of the great lakes into an even greater lake named “WALLAKE”